Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 01, 2021

I think the vicar’s humour was more dreadful than the weather.

As a graduate of “Vicar College “ Andy I can share you might be shocked by what they teach there…

Or a church?

@ Number Three Today’s strip IS funny but a repeat ,the Vicar is being sarcastic towards our HERO MR Andrew Capp ,Andy is not as stupid as he looks :o) my avatar again is my birth sign LEO roaring his head off because he’s happy like I am , how was your day? our day should be a little busy but we will cope I hope Connie has already done our bulk shopping , we both are in a good mood but we are staying in the house because of the continuing heat wave , drinking lots of peace flavoured chilled bottle water to keep hydrated and we have no more errands to run, keep safe and tanks for caring young Lady

Nice one, Vicar!

This is basically the Vicar conceding that his lectures to Andy aren’t working

Dry humour on a wet day.

Now there’s a quirky one. Wants to get out of the wet to get into the dry to wet his whistle.

More religion…. don’t they usually call round in pairs?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-1st-september-2021-24829067

After a while, Andy doesn’t feel the rain. Or maybe anything else.

They both like a little snort in their own way….

Hartlepool is a little light on both museums and art galleries.

Dry humor, Vicar.

Ok; that was funny! Good one, Vicar!

Dreadful? I like the rain. I’m sure California and the rest of the west would love it right now.

Ah, yes! Good ol’ Vicar U! Class is pun 101!

That’s the main course at Vicar College, Andy.

Oh good, sarcasm, i thought the Vicar was gettin’ feeble minded.

I’ve always liked the Vicar—maybe that’s why I think it was the Vicar in the classic I mentioned yesterday. (For a completely NON-thrilling reading experience, read my yesterday reply to Eldo after he posted what may or may not be the one I had in mind.) One I know with metaphysical certitude (as John McLaughlin used to say) WAS the Vicar, was the following:

The Vic: Heaven or Hell, Capp, which is it to be?

Andy (looking at the reader): I’m easy, really. I’ve got mates in both places.

I got kicked out of Vicar school for not communicating with grace.

I tried to tell them that I’d been in touch with her for months!

Splendid pun, Vicar – or Father as we Americans address our priests around here!

They teach it right along side English Literature / Shakespeare !

Opera house, no doubt.

I have a Masters Degree in Sarcasm.

From the University of Life.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie!

I was at my volunteering today and I found out I have to go in tomorrow for a police check which is called a DBS over here (Disclosure & Barring Service) This is required as part of my voluntary role. I’ve had one done before back in 2018. I’ve got a clear record by the way.

I’m waiting to hear word of whereabouts my blood donation has travelled to in the UK. Can’t wait!

Keep doing what you are doing. Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

In the dry? It looks more like Andy’s entering the pub to get in the wet.

The best preachers were the ones that had spent time on the other side. They also were much harder to fool.