Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 03, 2021

boy’s going to be irresponsible for the rest of his life

Tony asked, about 6 hours ago

Are your kids nuts?

Well – we refer to our single cat as kid often enough – in the goats’ offspring sense. And yes, absolutely.

Ummmm….Good & Plenty candies only come in pink and white. There are no green ones. There used to be Good & FRUITY candies that had green.

Was it green before it went in??

THAT’S stuff they won’t forget…until maybe after the kid has a girlfriend/boyfriend and the parent gets to embarrass them…

Good and Plenty never had a green color?

Some things just stick in one’s mind or nose apparently…..

Perhaps so, but you haven’t gotten any smarter.

3 sons. 3 noses. 1 bean, 1 kernel of corn, 1 chunk of Nerf ball.

Can’t wait to see how imaginative the grandkids get with their nasal-obstruction experiments……….

That just means you won’t put good & plenty up you nose, you’ll find something new and creative to do to yourself.

Five is kinda old for that. In the ER this common to see, but usually it’s with 2 to 4 year olds. FWIW.

One of my young hearing aid patients once squirted super glue in his ear and ended up in the OR to get it all peeled back out. The only good thing was he didn’t glue his hearing aid mold into his ear.

A very old Good n Plenty