Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for September 07, 2021

Ooh, Pastis is calling.

He’s a MISANTHROPE meaning he HATES EVERYONE!

Things that suck indiscriminately I’m afraid is more and more becoming part of the human condition. I tried turning off the TV but there’s no Off Button for the weisenheimers on the street. Shaddap!

The vacuum phobia strikes eh Satchel?

Bucky tis Rat from “PBS” calling you on Stephan’s phone ;-)

I love Rob’s dad. He is absolutely unfazed by Bucky’s crazy.

“Sucks indiscriminately” That covers SO many things!

Satchel going deep today!

I’ve been with a few women who did that.

I think being a Hoover-phobe is a lot better and less painful then being a Hoover-phile.

Should we brace for a string of unfetttered puns because Pastis is calling?

For once Bucky is right today.

I could comment on Satchel’s last line, but it would be inappropriate for the comics pages.

Wherever our vacuum was, the cat was elsewhere.

Not again……….

Vacuum cleamers suck.

: D

“……sucks indiscriminately” I used to say that about my job.

You nailed it, Satchel! There is no shame in fearing that which sucks indiscriminately.

That was uncommonly perceptive, Satchel. I think I’m going to frame it and hang it on my wall. Stephen Hawking could hardly have said it better about black holes

That last panel should go on a coffee mug