Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 10, 2021

I just found out I’m going to be a grandfather for the fourth time – the first boy. I definitely look old enough.

“Repeat after me….”

With a properly trained husband, she never had to fish for complements.

Sometimes a man (occasionally a woman, too) needs to be told exactly what to say (or do).

Objection! Leading the witless….

I sort of worked with a woman who was 40 something. She had two sons who looked like they were college football players. If she’d meet someone, she would say they’re her husband’s from a previous marriage so maybe they’d think she was 30 something.

I’m ready to be a grandfather, but my kids don’t agree.

Me either; thank me !!!

It’s like pulling hen’s teeth to get a compliment out of him…

I was fine with becoming a Great Grandma (twice now) but I have a serious problem with my daughter being a Grandmother.

Repeat after me.