The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 03, 2021

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    If you play tonsil hockey you won’t mind the table hockey.

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    Bilan  about 3 years ago

    If you see giant hands outside of the airplane, be afraid. Be very afraid.

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    ronaldspence  about 3 years ago

    Playin the foosball Bobbie Boucher!

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    Croms  about 3 years ago

    “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We’re currently cruising at 35,000 feet and … wait a minute! What is this? GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL !!!!!!!!”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago

    This led to Andy Griffith’s lesser known record, “What It Was, Was Foosball”.

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    Jayalexander  about 3 years ago

    Getting elbowed in the aisle is also annoying.

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    iggyman  about 3 years ago

    You might get "bumped) off this flight!

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Turn back now! You Foos!

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    Doug K  about 3 years ago

    As long as they’re not six-year old kids.

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    CrimsonOne18  about 3 years ago

    This is a little “Twilight Zone-ish”

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    I hear some of them are really pushy when you least expect….

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    HunterIsACriminal  about 3 years ago

    I took a flight where the “lady” in front of me would not stop farting. At first, I was “Oh well”. After about 20 minutes, I aimed the overhead air blaster right at her head. A few minutes later, she said something rude. I told her the air will go away when her farts go away. She called the stewardess. When the stewardess smelled her, she told the “lady” to use the toilet. The “lady” insisted it was her right to fart all she wanted. The stewardess aimed the air jet for the seat next to me at the “lady’s” head for a double blast.

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    Malph  about 3 years ago

    Puts a new meaning to “sit and spin”.

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    Chris  about 3 years ago

    you might want to change plains…

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    Chris  about 3 years ago

    or was it planes?

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    spaceagesoul  about 3 years ago

    Off to the Foosball World Cup

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    flemmingo  about 3 years ago

    Had two boys behind me using tray on back of my seat. They were playing cards and kept banging deck of cards on tray. After so many minutes I finally told them to stop. They did.

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    Iseau  about 3 years ago

    Foosball the absolute worst game ever invented, with bumper pool a close runner up.

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    rhpii  about 3 years ago

    Hopefully they aren’t flying over the Andes.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Another Hilburn gem! Today the coveted Far Side trophy is awarded to this comic strip today.

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    mwksix  about 3 years ago

    Who flips the paddles outside once the plane takes off?

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    mpolo11 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Very clever!

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    christelisbetty  about 3 years ago

    You have to admire how the guys on the team stick together.

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    the lost wizard  about 3 years ago

    They’re just going for a spin.

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    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    he’s really gonna get a kick out of this flight…

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    StephenRice  about 3 years ago

    The sports team business is a crock. If you look at their feet, they are clearly going to be sent en masse to sleep with the fishes.

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    ekke  about 3 years ago

    Just sit in this row here; your oar will be provided shortly. You know, cabin, galley, airplane? No?

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