“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We’re currently cruising at 35,000 feet and … wait a minute! What is this? GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL !!!!!!!!”
I took a flight where the “lady” in front of me would not stop farting. At first, I was “Oh well”. After about 20 minutes, I aimed the overhead air blaster right at her head. A few minutes later, she said something rude. I told her the air will go away when her farts go away. She called the stewardess. When the stewardess smelled her, she told the “lady” to use the toilet. The “lady” insisted it was her right to fart all she wanted. The stewardess aimed the air jet for the seat next to me at the “lady’s” head for a double blast.
Had two boys behind me using tray on back of my seat. They were playing cards and kept banging deck of cards on tray. After so many minutes I finally told them to stop. They did.
Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago
If you play tonsil hockey you won’t mind the table hockey.
Bilan about 3 years ago
If you see giant hands outside of the airplane, be afraid. Be very afraid.
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
Playin the foosball Bobbie Boucher!
Croms about 3 years ago
“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. We’re currently cruising at 35,000 feet and … wait a minute! What is this? GOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLL !!!!!!!!”
Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 3 years ago
This led to Andy Griffith’s lesser known record, “What It Was, Was Foosball”.
Jayalexander about 3 years ago
Getting elbowed in the aisle is also annoying.
iggyman about 3 years ago
You might get "bumped) off this flight!
Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago
Turn back now! You Foos!
Doug K about 3 years ago
As long as they’re not six-year old kids.
CrimsonOne18 about 3 years ago
This is a little “Twilight Zone-ish”
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
I hear some of them are really pushy when you least expect….
HunterIsACriminal about 3 years ago
I took a flight where the “lady” in front of me would not stop farting. At first, I was “Oh well”. After about 20 minutes, I aimed the overhead air blaster right at her head. A few minutes later, she said something rude. I told her the air will go away when her farts go away. She called the stewardess. When the stewardess smelled her, she told the “lady” to use the toilet. The “lady” insisted it was her right to fart all she wanted. The stewardess aimed the air jet for the seat next to me at the “lady’s” head for a double blast.
Malph about 3 years ago
Puts a new meaning to “sit and spin”.
Chris about 3 years ago
you might want to change plains…
Chris about 3 years ago
or was it planes?
spaceagesoul about 3 years ago
Off to the Foosball World Cup
flemmingo about 3 years ago
Had two boys behind me using tray on back of my seat. They were playing cards and kept banging deck of cards on tray. After so many minutes I finally told them to stop. They did.
Iseau about 3 years ago
Foosball the absolute worst game ever invented, with bumper pool a close runner up.
rhpii about 3 years ago
Hopefully they aren’t flying over the Andes.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Another Hilburn gem! Today the coveted Far Side trophy is awarded to this comic strip today.
mwksix about 3 years ago
Who flips the paddles outside once the plane takes off?
mpolo11 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Very clever!
christelisbetty about 3 years ago
You have to admire how the guys on the team stick together.
the lost wizard about 3 years ago
They’re just going for a spin.
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
he’s really gonna get a kick out of this flight…
StephenRice about 3 years ago
The sports team business is a crock. If you look at their feet, they are clearly going to be sent en masse to sleep with the fishes.
ekke about 3 years ago
Just sit in this row here; your oar will be provided shortly. You know, cabin, galley, airplane? No?