Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for September 06, 2021

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    Qiset  over 3 years ago

    At least he killed Hitler.

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    lavender headgear  over 3 years ago

    Poor Charlie Chaplin. Started a perfectly good mustache craze and Hitler had to ruin it by copying his swagger.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    When they take the dead animal pelt off of The Donald’s head, he can play Benito Mussolini and DC’s President Lex Luthor.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    See the movie known in English as “Downfall”. Bruno Ganz did a stunning job of portraying Der Failure.

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    prrdh  over 3 years ago

    You can’t even name a kid Adolf anymore.

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    ekke  over 3 years ago

    I don’t know, it sounds like a perfectly good niche career with no competition a-tall.

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    wi3leong Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The general shape of the face is enough. The makeup artisit can do the rest.

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    Thinkingblade  over 3 years ago

    Maybe this means it is a job for Andy Serkis with his master of green screen and motion capture suit capabilities. Making a convincing Gollum should be a good audition.

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    SNVBD  over 3 years ago

    “it’s not like he can rent himself out to parties” — unfortunately, too many alt-right proud boys would probably hire him.

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