Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 08, 2021

Use Google Maps instead.

Why I don’t use GPS devices.

She does this to see if you were paying attention.

“Yes, I am Siri-ous!”

Siri: Do you no longer want to hike the adventure route?

Just walk around to your left !?

The route Siri chose is just gorges!

Perhaps you should uncheck the “Death Defying” option in Siri’s settings.

Yes, she is Sirious about her directions.

With a running start, they could probably jump the gap.

Fortunately, Siri frequently responds with enough non sequiturs that I do not trust directions without checking.

It’s a machine, not a person…..

You’re talking to an electronic device and asking if IT’s out of it’s mind? Duh

Back in the good old days you could get road maps from the gas station. When gas was 33c a gallon, that is.

siri, r u sirius…?

I knew Siri was trying to kill humans.

Judging by my long experience with Siri, why yes, yes she is.