Eek! by Scott Nickel for October 02, 2021

Must be two years old.

You’re gonna have a hard time chewing up a city with just one tooth junior.

Watch out, Godzilla’s son is in the city

Back of my neck gettin’ dirt and gritty

Been down, isn’t it a pity?

Doesn’t seem to be a shelter in the city

All around people looking half-dead

Kept lying down the sidewalk, footprints on their forehead

I hope he meets up with Son of Kong.

Kids think they know it all…

For those who have missed out, there really is a son of Godzilla. His name is Minilla and he’s adorable.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Son_of_Godzilla

Son, start with villages first than small towns. You’ll do cities soon enough. Trust me……

Can you take him to the mall when you’re done?

Peoria, maybe.

Start him out with a suburb, or a gated community.

Gadzooks and Godzooky!

Now, now, my boy! Start out with something a little smaller than a city. It takes a village!