Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 15, 2021

Noah*: “Snakes! Why did I have to take snakes?”

*Early ancestor of Dr. Henry Jones.

I bet the mongooses aren’t hiding in the rear of the ark.

M R snakes M R not snakes O S A R snakes L I B M R snakes. RUN!!!!!

LOL! too funny!

My guess is that Mrs. Noah made him keep them in a cage…

Actually the pigs would stomp the snakes to death, so…

Cute! Thanks for the chuckle. Great way to start a day.

Should read “Snakes on a ark”

Don’t worry – Santa Claus is on board to keep the snakes under control.

“Who let these mother#$*ing snakes on this mother#$*ing ark?” – S.L. Jackson

Evidently, the snakes survived the flood.

Were many of these animals even know in the Gilgamesh original version (~3500 BCE)?

What is a “season cartoonist”?

Any cat I’ve ever owned has jumped straight up when encountering anything that looks remotely like a snake. I think it’s an instinct – a great many creatures have the same aversion.

Can’t say I blame them.

Noah’s wife should be on the roof. No, wait – she’d hop up there when she saw the mice!