Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for September 15, 2021

Unfortunately they all wear masks and can now blend in.

“Well since we’re both here, would you sign for these packages?”

Porch pirate is an incorrect spelling. It should be spelt thief.

Arr, matey! It’s be walking the plank you’ll be doin’.

I’ve been lucky, but there is an Amazon dropoff area in a nearby market if I ever need one.

luckily, I don’t have a porch for anyone to steal!

Mine is Arrrr! activated.

I don’t have a doorbell camera, I have dogs…

He must have read Porch Pirating For DUMMIES…

My cousin’s wife’s brother makes glitter bomb packages for porch pirates. He caught one guy really good.

Actually, I protect my home with my Smith and Wesson insurance system. Let me show you. Oh, and you are under arrest…..

Grab his backpack and ask him: “How do you like it?”

That’s easy. He should agree to step back inside. After 10 seconds, step back out and tell the guy that “YES, my doorbell camera now has a photo of you”.

Wide-angle security cams are generally useless for identification purposes unless you invest in a lot of memory for very high resolution cameras.