Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for September 29, 2021

How true.

A man is not complete until he is married, then he his done.

A wife ( or girlfriend although they tend to be a little more careful ) will always let you know what’s wrong. If it’s good it’s never good enough and still deserving of criticism

Like you, Shoe? Lessee—it’s been five times, right??

Shoe speaketh the oldest of truths!

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.As the husband was walking to the door, the wife yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.”Husband turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay after all?”

a guy who’s married wouldn’t be worrying about what’s wrong with him because his wife would already have let him know in detail…

Hey!

He’ll have pretty good idea what’s wrong with the neighbors too.

I find I go to a doctor more often now that I don’t have a spouse to tell me what’s wrong with me. :)

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I’ve never been a wife. For some reason, I find these anti-wife comments not funny at all. If being married is so awful for the men commenting here, why not get a divorce and be happy on your own?