The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 17, 2021

Sideshow Bob’s right. It means you’re eating ant poison.

I tried to give a peanut butter cracker to a squirrel once, didn’t eat it

A big black bird flew in a few minutes later and seemed pretty happy with it

Just think if it wasn’t for Cheetos And Fritos we would all live to be 200 years old.

When I was a kid, I put a stick of butter and a stick of margarine in a bird suet feeder as an experiment. Result – Butter was consumed before I got home from school, margarine remained until thrown away, and I learned to ask before swiping baking supplies.

Prof dropped a worm in water and one in alcohol. The water one was fine, the other died. Told me if I drank enough alcohol, I’d never have worms.

it means they dont like the flavor of the chip you dropped; it probably needs a drink of water to get the taste out if its mouth.

Give it a Coke to go the chip; perfect match.

In the 1920s, my grandfather worked in a steel mill where the number one job was trying to find an alloy to hold Coca-Cola syrup; they were shipping it in glass because it ate through everything else they had at the time. Just the thing to put your stomach with something that will kill an ant……..

If ants won’t eat it, it isn’t edible.

I never heard of potato chips being lethal to ants.