Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 18, 2021

"Rays"on d’etre.

There’s that Pepto-Bismol again.

Is that a tequila sunrise and a full moon martini on the counter?

You is here a day earlier, eh.

It’s never going to happen. That’s not the way it works.

Well, Sun, let me tell you something….

he’s just like a sun to me

well, ain’t he a little ray of sunshine…?

Saul, I hate to tell you this, but you’ve got a big sunspot right on the tip of your nose!

We’ve been living in the sun’s basement all along. HEY SUN! IS MY LAUNDRY DONE?

You’re very BRIGHT!

ON netflix, INTO THE NIGHT, the sun kills

Uh oh

’Sol about you, huh?

Sure, but what have you done for me lately ?

Sorry, sun dude, but life on earth has only been around for about 500 million years or so. Unless there was life on Mars or elsewhere in our solar system. Humans have only been around for about half a million years and we are close to being able to duplicate your method of creating power, which will have taken maybe 200 years tops.

YOU are the one keeping us trapped here by your gravitational pull. Let us go free and all the planets would leave the solar system.

I’ve got two “suns” like that, myself.

Nope. Just the opposite.