Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 13, 2021

Thank goodness I had once bought myself some TP before the panic shoppers took some when I was first employed at the grocery store shortly before the pandemic. Also thank goodness we still got some in stock again when things started to go sane.

For as long as i live. I’ll never understand why that caused such a run on TP.

Tony asked, about 9 hours ago

What do you like?

Reliability.

Believe it or not….people!!!

Are there school holidays anywhere that I’m not aware of?

Now if only you knew what she likes.

Chantilly lace pretty face pony tail hangin’ downA wiggle in her walk giggle in her talk it gonna make that world go aroundAin’t nothing in the world like a big- eyed girlMake me act so funny spend my doggone moneyI feel real loose like a long neck goose like a whoa baby that’s what I like

Come on. Give the man his TP. A few crumbs won’t hurt…..

I’m with Pete; there aren’t many things in life that I am adamant about splurging on, but quality TP is one. I am a Cottenelle aficionado, myself – but, alas, after the 6th time in 18 months I paid the plumber $250+ to ream out my 100-y-o sewer line, She put down Her foot, and insists on Scott – which is, of course, most notable for it’s resemblance to 80-grit sandpaper (though not, of course, to its durability…….)

So they’re gonna have his and theirs toilet paper? Who’s gonna replace his roll when he runs out?

Quilted Northern

Anyone else notice the bottom right of her vest is missing?

Stupidity. Not thinking. No common sense. Greed. Any or all.