WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for October 02, 2021

Nah, just wait on the couch, they gotta come home some time.

Trying to keep up with the Jones

Go for the low hanging fruit; there’s more of it.

Chase ’em into a heart attack!

Buy a beer truck

You can run, but you can’t hide.

Death is so dumb. Get them while they sleep.

Can’t be Death. He doesn’t talk in ALL CAPS.