It’s a flytrap, which means it’s an insectivore, so Spud ought to be safe. Unless he stumbles into a malfunctioning teleportation device with a fly, and he mutates … well, then that flytrap is in for the biggest lunch of its lifetime …
I had one of those when I was a kid (mail order from the back of a comic book). If I couldn’t catch any flies, I would feed it a little ball of hamburger…
The now-disgraced Cosby claimed he had tried to cover the floor with Jell-O to foil scary predators. The product placement in his standup stories resulted in endorsement royalties much later.
Ida No about 3 years ago
Spud wants a mallet, when the plant wants a fly. How about that mallet in the corner, Spud? It’s pretty fly.
dmah Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s a flytrap, which means it’s an insectivore, so Spud ought to be safe. Unless he stumbles into a malfunctioning teleportation device with a fly, and he mutates … well, then that flytrap is in for the biggest lunch of its lifetime …
Bullet Bronson Premium Member about 3 years ago
As long as it doesn’t turn into Audrey, Jr., Spud, you’ll be fine.
Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago
GO SPUD! DESTROY ALL!!!
[Unnamed Reader - 74831d] about 3 years ago
Native only to North Carolina for those who want to know!
crookedwolf Premium Member about 3 years ago
Something must be bugging Spud..
pathamil about 3 years ago
I had one of those when I was a kid (mail order from the back of a comic book). If I couldn’t catch any flies, I would feed it a little ball of hamburger…
jschumaker about 3 years ago
What’s the point, Spud? It won’t eat you.
rhpii about 3 years ago
It will have tough competition from Sterling.
FunnyMinnion about 3 years ago
How bout a seagull!
Ed The Red Premium Member about 3 years ago
Carnivorous plants make me nervous. See, they’ve evolved independently at least 9 different times. It seems plants really, really want to devour us.
scyphi26 about 3 years ago
So…Spud’s mom got a venus flytrap to put in his room…because she thought it’d look “nice?”
She must have very interesting ideas for decor…
NWdryad about 3 years ago
Here’s a point: unless there are flies routinely buzzing around the house, the plant might starve.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
I have an idea: don’t feed it for a couple of weeks then bring Sterling by for a visit…
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 3 years ago
I has a Venus flytrap when I were a lad. It was pretty cool…
donwestonmysteries about 3 years ago
Not sure what point Spud thinks he needs to make and what will help him. Maybe he should just give the wicked plant to Wallace.
Faustus Mitternacht about 3 years ago
So, is it “Feed me, Spud!” or “Feed me Spud!”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 3 years ago
They only produce those lobes when the soil is poor.
JH&Cats about 3 years ago
The now-disgraced Cosby claimed he had tried to cover the floor with Jell-O to foil scary predators. The product placement in his standup stories resulted in endorsement royalties much later.