Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 21, 2021

Ever notice how zombies just take one bite.

“We do have cervelle de veau sautéed in butter.”

No substitutions.

Sure. Take mine. No one ever said.

It looks like you have string beans for brains.

Would you like the garlic butter ?

“I am sorry, but proteins require a surcharge over the veg!”

“Sure, how would you like yours done?”

if you had brains you wouldn’t be eating here

Brains are an entree, not a side

You’ll have to go to Oz’s down the street.

In theory.

He’d never find any around here

“I’m standing here taking your order without a mask, and you have to ask?”

Weeell, what about politician’s brains? Verrrry fresh – never used

Does this guy even have any money to pay for the meal?

Would a graduation certificateSuffice?….

How about string brains?

One of my grandmothers regularly ate brains.I’ve even seen “celebrity chefs” rave over them.I’d put them above even Brussels sprouts on the scale of noxiousness. Uugghh