Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for September 22, 2021

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    wjones  over 3 years ago

    This is what Publishers clearing house tells every one.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    So close.

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    C  over 3 years ago

    No cigar, apparently.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    Never could believe the things you wrote to me,

    Never could believe the way you are

    Every day I curse the mailman that got through to me,

    ‘Cause baby, I believe that you’re a liar.

    Everyone’s a winner, baby, that’s the “truth” (yes, the “truth”)

    Reading things like that is such a thrill

    Everyone’s a winner, baby, that’s a scam (yes, a scam)

    Throw it all in the trash can (trash can)

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Market testing determined that ‘Congratulations, you are a looser!’ didn’t work very well.

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    blakerl  over 3 years ago

    You can’t say that! “You Never give a sucker an even break.”

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    clynnb1224 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    i actually purchased some really great things from PCH

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  over 3 years ago

    Just once I would like to see that on my entry form.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Recalls the “National Lampoon” cartoon with a hot dog opening a similar letter, “You may already be a weiner.”

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    …but we have been trying to get in touch with you about your car’s extended warranty.

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    masterchip  about 3 years ago

    It not “who are we kidding”, it’s who are we scamming.

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    wolff5491  about 3 years ago

    Publishers clearing house won’t even consider you unless you purchase something

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