Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 09, 2021

I also blame them on you.

A dog’s farts may be awful, but a cat’s? Pure evil.

We have no pets, so I blame my wife.

I’ve taken to blaming our new cat, but my wife isn’t having any of it. It might be that at the same time I also blamed the cat for the peanut butter being left out.

Ralph knew it all along….after all,he is down to his level and experienced the lethal green cloud emitting from the dog….woof!

My farts don’t smell one bit.

And he’d have gotten away with it too, if not for the pesky talking cat.

Well, their owner, I am presuming a man has quite the bloated stomach, so why not.

Go with your gut feline.

Is that a clothespin on Ralph’s nose,

or is it just a white “V” …???