Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for September 19, 2021

Hunting squirrels isn’t nuts, it’s a blast!

It’s the cats that are insane.

It’s all about the thrill of the chase, and the fact that Sophie wouldn’t know what to do with one if she caught it

My dog used to race cars to the property line of our farm. Never came out on the road, she just raced them along the road. The school kids loved watching her race the school bus every day.

Only his own, please. Only his own.

I miss the new strips

Touche, squirrel.

Judicious use of violence solves most problems, until the problems come back as vengeance.

The proper amount of C4 is never enough

My cat loves to chase squirrels, but he’s not trying to catch them. He’ll sneak up on a squirrel, jump and land right next to it, wait half a second to give it a head start, then chase the squirrel across the yard.

I know he’s deliberately not jumping onto the squirrel. You can leap 8 feet straight up, so a sideways leap of 4 feet is well within his range. But that’s not what he’s trying to do. He just likes to chase things.

That squirrel is snot unrealistic.

Squirrel, you have no idea how right you are.

I wish GoComics would increase the size of these comics, or maybe drop the big optional panel on the left. I can only read the text by squinting.

ctrl scroll (or the Apple equivalent) is your friend!