Close to Home by John McPherson for September 24, 2021

♫ When you like how you feel with a tropical eel, That’s a Moray! ♫

♫ Or a cultural view of the things we should do, That’s a More(s) ♫

♫ When you tie up your boat while it’s bobbing afloat, (Actually that’s a mooring)… ♫

♫ But you’re-not-the-dad niche talk show maker Povich, That’s a Maury! ♫

Finally a return to recognizing some social mores!

Note that Bleeb is keeping his distance and a careful eye on those morays, so much so that he’s not looking up dresses.

“Can I have your attention please, I’m the Chef at this party, and not to alarm anyone, but some… uh, “seafood” has escaped from… err, is missing from the kitchen, and I just wanted to assure everyone that we are…

…umm… say, you three look familiar… where do I know you from?”

When guests become pests, make sashimi. Ummm. Tasty.

How did they tie their ties ?

Bleeb’s looking up trouser legs now? That’s different…

This is an old Far Side joke, isn’t it?

Watch out, they do bite….

Aren’t those guys usually hiding beneath rocks? Wonder what brought them out into the open?

The lady with the red dress on has too many fingers on her left hand.

When an eel bites your thigh,

And you think that you’ll die,

That’s a moray.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s a moray. Sorry Dean.

Must be clip-on ties.

To sea and be seen.

The moray the merrier.

From an old printer:When a screen hits a screen,and a pattern is seen,that’s a moiré.When a grid’s misaligned,with another behind,that’s a moiré.

That’s a moray….it’s electric!!! plays electric slide

Oh dear, Oh dear - LOLOL

Don’t let them see you, Bleeb.

I think I’m gonna be eel.