Close to Home by John McPherson for September 25, 2021

“ I even tipped them a hundred bucks! So enjoy your meal and quit giving me the stink eye!”

If that’s a live rat, I can see why Bleeb is hiding. No idea what Dalcon is waving at.

At least it’s not a dumpster fire. But it looks like there is a knife fight in the offing for some light dinner theater. Run Bleeb! Run!

Mmmm! Dumpster Dining al fresco… now THAT’S fine dining!

After dinner, they’ll take a stroll and catch the view of the stars in the night sky over the sewage treatment plant!

She’s stupid for going…period! Eww

She’s probably mad because it’s not waterfront

Poor Bleeb faces a double threat, the rat and Dalcon. All the while our “happy” diners are blissfully unaware of the drama being played out below.

Be careful what you wish(nag) for.

Who would eat at a dump like that?

Flys included no extra charge.

That looks like an angry wife that caught Bleeb dining alone.

WHAT!! These people have no masks and probably no vac card no wonder they are out back.

Hope you had your Covid vaccinations & Tetanus shots!!!

Hope you are expecting a good night hand shake after this date…….

at least you’re close to the kitchen……

Well, Bleeb this is probably the worse mess you ever got yourself into. You need to stay out of back alleys and no dumpster diving.

Is Bleeb recoiling in fear of Dalcon or the rat?

I can’t imagine the food being worth this. It must have a hallucinogenic effect.

On the bright side, it should be easy to dine and dash from this spot!