Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 24, 2021

Customer: Do you have any camouflage pants?Salesperson: Yes, we do. But we can’t find them.

I’ve never seen a horse wearing pants, but then again, maybe they were just camouflaged well.

As long as rock, paper, and scissor stay together, nothing will happen.

These camouflage pants are made by the same people who made the emperor’s new clothes.

Horsie has a sheep’s portrait on his wall.

Horses do not wear pants, but in some municipalities they must wear diapers (to catch the poop that falls).

Nailed it!

especially since it doesn’t really go anywhere from your hand. :D

That’s why they call them cell phones.

Is this the ‘little birdie’ who starts all the gossip?

C1 – Actually Horace, they are in a pile on the floor….. C2 – Dream on….. C3 – Horace left his cell in mirror mode again…!

Carrier on!

The phone moves sometimes. Just needs a little help.

1. Shopping at Emperor’s New Clothes Inc.

2. There can never be peace.

3. Does Horace dream of eclectic sheep?

Someone who knew what using a corded phone was like—it’d be hard to move into all of those positions without getting at least a little tangled in the cord at least once.

Not that you’d probably use it for that long anyway, seeing all you could do with phones of that era was talk to other people with it. Wild, I know. :P

If Samson is reading this; Could the picture on the wall be Shari Lewis’ “Lamb Chop”?

My wife’s phone is very mobile, it keeps hiding from her

Doesn’t everyone have that one drawer in their dwelling where rocks, scissors, paper, (rubberbands, paperclips, dead pens, that cork from a wine bottle you opened in ‘95, and that thing that you didn’t know what it belonged to but would figure it out someday) exist in an unorganized peace?

Google dreams as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgDbafji3xI

You carry where ever you want it is mobile with you.

The bird does have a point regarding some people’s use of phones.