Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 01, 2021

Were the larvae free range?

There’s a photo out there of a bird trying to feed its chick a cigarette butt.

Organic? What about gluten and or lactose free ? Children these days :)

I steer away from the organics, except for heads of garlic which I buy only because it is grown in the USA. All of the others are grown in China and I buy NOTHING from China unless my life depends on it.

Oh I can’t wait to see how she teaches this little snot how to fly….

Well, it was sustainably caught.

Find out by asking some other lady…

Isn’t anything that has grown, even the horrible weeeeed organic?

This is why baby birds get tossed out of the nest.