Frank Perdue visits the Pope, and tells him, “Your Holiness, I want to make a very large donation to the Church, and all I ask is that you change the line in The Lord’s Prayer from ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken.’” The Pope tells him he’ll consider it.
After Perdue leaves, the Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. “Boys,” he says, “we have to review the Wonder Bread account.”
danketaz Premium Member about 3 years ago
How much to make him eat gazpacho?
Gent about 3 years ago
Legendary product placements was Eat At Joe’s.
wrd2255 about 3 years ago
The content-to-ad ratio gets smaller all the time. I hear ABC likes to occasionally have some show to go with their commercials.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 3 years ago
lol, lmao, etc, so on, so forth..
braindead Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s the same with drug prices, only Pharma is on the phone.
paullp Premium Member about 3 years ago
Reminded me of this oldie:
Frank Perdue visits the Pope, and tells him, “Your Holiness, I want to make a very large donation to the Church, and all I ask is that you change the line in The Lord’s Prayer from ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily chicken.’” The Pope tells him he’ll consider it.
After Perdue leaves, the Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. “Boys,” he says, “we have to review the Wonder Bread account.”