Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 09, 2021

Translation: Chance’s ambition is to become Townie Guy, working at Ziggy’s Auto Repair Shop, growing a gut, and telling the regulars how the current Mudlarks could never compare to when he Won The Big Game against Oakwood ten years before …

“Beats me, choker! They’re losing interest because you keep hogging the ball in crucial situations.”

Chance hears a Different Drum — like military? Or Fire Academy to join California efforts? P.S. Does ANYONE in Milford wear a mask? Or is Milford really on Mars?

I’ve heard of men’s hair graying at the temples, but bluing (yesterday) and purpling?

In all reality , Big mistake letting Thorp get involved in your recruiting , he’ll want in on all the illegal recruiting inducements and $$$ under the table coming your way .

“Kianna was depressing, so I’m coming to you. Hey, Chance Macy! Wanna make out?”

“Besides, I’m too busy with football and stuff to learn how to read.”

I think Tevin has a thing for Chance Macy’s come hither puppy dog baby blues. Coming this Fall in the newest season of “Loofah Madness.”

P 4: “… my grandparents keep me from going blowtop…”

P 1: Tevin sounds like one of us snarkers…Kianna IS depressing

P4. - And besides, I’m getting my matriculation advice from CK.

If Tevin found Kianna’s moping about her third place finishes depressing he’d best avoid traveling to Milford, OH where the Eagles fell to 5 – 3 on the season and 4 – 2 in the Valley (Eastern Cincinnati Conference) after visiting Anderson makes a statement with a dominating 35 – 7 win in the battle for outright control of second in the Valley and slip into a three way tie for third in the Valley, though the Eagles maintain their upper bracket sixth seed in the playoff computer rankings, winning second in the Valley is now dependent on winning their last two games and Anderson and those they are tied with for third all have to go winless in their remaining games.

In an ironic twist that no longer matters and even R&W couldn’t have hallucinated, had the Eagles taken care of business, they could have had a shot to be Valley co-champions, but again would have needed a lot of help, as a twist in this season’s schedule (ten team conference, two non-conference and eight conference games) the Eagles do not face undefeated Valley leader Kings Mill Kings for a what could have been a piece of the Valley title

P1&P2- Tevin has ditched the Selsun Blue look for the color purple. With Wake Forest cool to recruiting Milford kids, has Tev switched favorite from Duke to Northwestern?

“I’m taking my talents to barber college.”

Because why would you want your high school kid thinking about college?

So sleepyhead bought a hot lunch, and brought a bagged lunch? No wonder he’s falling into a food coma. And speaking of comas, the only acceptable reason for not reading Mopped Up Thorp is that you’re in a coma.

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“Cool colleges”? Like what’s an uncool college then? Some place that doesn’t sell their t shirts in sporting goods stores?

Grandparents finally going to cash in for having to raise Mr BT—unless Gil beats them to it!

P-3: Am I the only one who thought: “Dumb & Dumber”

Too bad he’s not on a first name basis with Chance.

They me go to the Boys Room by myself starting Monday.

No 10 out of 10( 10/10) strip this year. Bummer