Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 05, 2021

Forget the blond creep. Kianna to the rescue tomorrow.

Guts Spiller is a tool, may he never be bested by an opponent and look bad in the process

Put Spiller’s a$$ where his mouth is Gordon

In all reality , anyone think that Gil is hearing any of this discussion on the bus ?

GilPa sitting in the front row seat eating his graham crackers and sipping on his post game Ensure, catches wind of this spirited discussion. Yeah, yeah. Much better that Gil be catching as to breaking wind. With his cheeks full of sustainability, Thorp spits out those words that make him the State Champ legend that he is. Just win baby.

Hmm, this has possibilities. Trevor Lawrence- I didn’t throw those interceptions, the other team caught them.

Bold (vague and non-specific) prediction: it will be Spiller who chokes at a crucial moment in the season – a holding penalty, offsides, personal foul for hitting an opponent for calling Tevin a choke out of anger for the opponent stealing his thunder, an obvious missed block or poor loofah technique that will deny Milford second in the Valley for yet another year, best of all, Tevin initiates a relentless public campaign to remind Guts that he choked by asking him’ “whose the choker now, m-fa?!?” every other sentence they exchange until the day either or both disappear from GT forever

P 3.5: “… yeah, we heard you the first time, a$$-hat…. What’s your point?…”

There was a guy on my team who dropped a game winning pass and no one dared to give him a hard time about it, lest they get a knuckle sandwich. Spiller could use one about now

This first bus seems to only have four or five players on it. The others must still be using the loofah.

P4: “Stop it! You’re giving me teen angst!”

Now they’re just copying this from Mean Girls.

Is the guy in p2 watching the replay on his phone??Then drawing a conclusion?

P 4: a loud altercation and a fist-fight breaks out on the bus, meanwhile, Gil remains oblivious while wearing earbuds (with a cord) and listening to “the Best of the Dixie Chicks” on his new-fangled used iPod touch that Mimi gave him last Christmas

The kid in the back has his phone ready to film the possible fist fight and either stream it live or post it to social media, YouTube, etc. before the bus even gets back to the school.

Is this still supposed to be normal banter between teammates?

“Stop! You’re both right!”

“Guts” Spiller needs some major comeuppance. Where is CK when you really need her.

Coaches Held Hostage: Day 50 for Mimi.

Nah, Gil stay behind in Ohio to go drinking and get lap dances with Urban Meyer.

As Curly Fine might observe: Soitenly, You Artie Choke

P-2 Question: “a fluke hit with a helmit” were they playing the Whalers?

I like how Tevin is firmly on the anti-Tevin side. And speaking of sides, everybody is on the “for” side for Mopped Up Thorp. I hope.

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