Lio by Mark Tatulli for October 07, 2021

Seriously? None of them think they’re pets.

What did Lio’s animal companions do?

If the neighbourhood pet nazis come around to enforce their rules, they will meet with forces of nature that are incomprehensible to them!

I don’t think Lio’ father counts as a pet.

A neighborhood civil war is abrewing!

I am dumbfounded that homeowners pay a group of busy bodies to tell them what they can do with their own property, from landscaping restrictions, paint color and those old fashioned clotheslines.

The cat will drink alcohol wherever she pleases.

I am looking to own a McMansion. Just a detached house on a 2 acre lot with 100 feet on each side.

I’ve lived in a mobile home park for nearly 30 years. New owners 5 years ago, and the rent has gone up 40% during that time. The manager is a jerk. A couple of years ago I was told I had to remove some dead plants from a window. There is a screen on the window and the only way he would have seen them, was to be right in front of the window. Last year he told me I had to remove the pots I had for planting. They are neat and behind my porch which, again, can not be seen from the road.

You know Sybil be throwing a fit!