Overboard by Chip Dunham for October 06, 2021

Yea Louie don’t feel bad. It would have been better if that had landed on Scratch’s head.

My mum always used to say that it was good luck to cop a splat on your back. She was sorta right, good luck for the dry cleaners………

Time for Scratch to go home, permanently.

We used to recite “Birdie, birdie in the sky, Dropped some whitewash in my eye. I was a good girl, I didn’t cry. But I’m sure glad that cows can’t fly.”

Good morning Crew.

Bartender: So how’d you get that pegleg?

Pirate: Shot in the leg and shattered the bone.

B: How’d you get the hook?

P: Lost my hand in a sword fight.

B: And the eye patch?

P: Seagull poop.

B: How could you lose an eye to seagull poop?

P: First day with the hook.

I thought Louie was telling the birds when to drop their poop, right on Scratch.

It was cute in the beginning, but now Chip is becoming one of the vermin.

To be fair Scratch brought it on himself. How was Louie supposed to know he could be nice?

Scratch is the only one on the ship worth having around

dcoyote, he isn’t the only one on the ship worth having around, but he IS WORTH having around. :-) So is LOUIE!

Louie, I didn’t think you would do that. I’m glad you did. lol

Good evening, Crew!

Looks like Scratch got … unloaded on … there. Oops.

Good Evening, Crew.