Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 09, 2021

I’m waving that right.

He has the right, but not the ability.

Yap-dogs may have that but they very seldom USE it!

“Miranda, be quiet!”

The right to remain silent…the ONE right that the MAGA crowd never defends

Now how do we use it against him?

I always wondered what had to be left out, when the breeders decided to have a big dog’s brain fitted into such a tiny skull. At least the volume control, it seems.

His theory is that if you confess to everything, they will believe nothing.

His bark is definitely bigger than his bite.

LOL! ….good one! Nothings worse than a YAPPY dog and the owner does nothing…GRRRR

One of my neighbours has a small dog that sounds like a Canada goose when it barks.

“Let me say it a different way!” “You better shut the f**k up!” ;o)

A neighbor rescues Chihuahuas. She has around 20 of them. They love to bark, so she keeps them inside most of the time. I would nominate her for sainthood if I had that authority.

And your owner has the right to feed you copious amounts of very thick peanut butter to shut you up.

And that right there is why IF I ever got a smaller dog it would be a Pomeranian, they are one that you can actually train to not be a yapper. We’ve had two German Shepherds and presently a Flat Coated Retriever. You want a mellow dog? Go with the FCR, she is so mellow that we walk her to the park and then frisbee with her. The only thing that interests her, other than her frisbee are squirrels, she will chase those.

If only it was an OBLIGATION to remain silent…

If you want the political trolls to remain silent, a good start would be to quit responding to them and making them the featured comment

Another good idea is flagging them for violating the comment policy

You have the right to remain silent. Start using it.

Not the ability, though.

I see that Timmy fell down the well again.