Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 05, 2021

Drat.

Well it’s nice to know there’s a double standard against men for a change!

I never understood their marriage. They do not seem to like each other.

Tony asked, about 9 hours ago

What’s your point?

Blank.

That double standard thing might just come back and bite her in her big, oh, nevermind.

The thing is, wives already know if they are gaining or losing weight. Husbands on the other hand, are a little more oblivious to that sort of thing, and a gentle reminder here or there would not be out of place. If a husband tells his wife she is gaining weight, she might say “buzz off”, what she really means is, “Tell me something I don’t know Einstein”.

Fat is, as fat does!!! Wobble, shake, rattle and roll!!!

About time.

points finger

He was on a roll until she said, “What’s your point”, stopped him cold!

The first point about being a husband. You’re always wrong. Get used to it.

He could just avoid the perpetual preliminary futility by telling her she wins.

Little slow on the uptake they, Pete.

When they say it, if corrective criticism, for your own good. When you say it, you are just being cruel.

Now we know where the mad lefties and cancel culture clowns got their (il)logic from