Fred Basset by Alex Graham for October 28, 2021

There you go. You are perfectly capable of walking yourself. You don’t need no stinkin’ leash or someone to walk you. He’ll be sorry.

Walkies Denied! Take the dog by the leash Fred and walk yourself downtown with Jock and Yorky for a sausage!

Fred walks to the local pub and whines. “What that Fred? Mr Dear has fallen into the canal?”

He doesn’t need him!

Time to go find your friends; I’m sure they’ll help you get your exercise, Fred.

Good idea, Fred, but how will you leave the house by yourself? No basset-sized cat-flap on the door!!

Wake me up before you go-go

‘Cause I’m not planning on going solo

Wake me up before you go-go

Take me dancing tonight

Call the gang Fred, they will be happy to walk with you!

I always go solo.

Fred is considerate enough not to bomb the carpets.

You go, Fred! Your buddies will keep you company!