Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 16, 2021

Don’t worry you two. You have pancakes. That will calm Rip down.

“Shut up, Asset.”

I bet their moms never knew they were raising a couple of assets. Or maybe they did, who knows.

KA-ASSETS!

I think of the movie “The Run Down” With “The Rock” towards the end when he transitions to firearms in climax. I realize your fists are giggle Rip – but time for force multiplication!

Just keep the pancakes coming, and things will be fine.

I bet those two have never been considered assets before.

ka-cue the ominous music

One major distraction coming up!

You should just sit on your assets, not put them in harms way!