Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 20, 2021

Much too late for “brown” nosing.

A half-baked idea

It’ll smell rank after a week or so!!!

Remember, 20 minutes for first time.

Just feed me to the lions in the zoo.

Put her on a slow burn.

what SPF does a corpse require…?

By the time the wake ends, she’ll be burnt to a crisp anyways…

It hardly matters anyway. You’re free now.

…maybe a nice flower bed!

Decimated. Close enough.

Read somewhere that being composted is now an option. Us gardeners could go for that one.

Would’ve been handy in the days of the pharaohs – especially if you could keep them plugged in for awhile.

I’m going with cremation and burial. :)

That’s going to kill your electric bill!!!

Don’t forget the tanning lines!

I want to be fossilized. According to my last body scan several parts of me have already started to calcify.