Junk Drawer by Ellis Rosen for September 30, 2021

The STEM skills come in after you break the darn thing and try to fix it.

Extension cord, inflator pack, and animation kit are extra.

This looks like something The Joker™ would come up with. And that ain’t water coming out of its mouth.

And only $19.95, plus shipping and handling.

IKEA sells toys, now?

The New Democratic mascot.

Every time I inflate my doohickey, my partner complains of a headache.

My family has one for each family member. they are out of stock now. We all love doohickeys.

And it only costs $99.99! Get yours today!

Ah, doohickies. Anyone remember doohickies?

How can an inflatable doohickie be so hard to set up?…..Oh wait, I just remembered that not everyone has a portable air compressor at home.

My doohickey inflates automatically but it’s only good for 30 seconds tops…no wonder I’m still single.

And zero dollars to pay for a new one after the 200th replacement.