Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for October 16, 2021

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    CitizenKing  about 3 years ago

    I have a foolproof means for waking myself up. It’s called my bladder.

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    ChessPirate  about 3 years ago

    At work, I used to have a ring tone on my office phone of a little cartoon voice saying: “Crisis! Crisis!” One day it woke me up and scared me… ☺

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    j.l.farmer  about 3 years ago

    Jr. should not have been allowed to change the voice….tell him to change it back!

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    Doctor Toon  about 3 years ago

    I wake up on my own most evenings within about 15 minutes one way or the other of 7pm, if I’m not up by 7:20 my wife gently wakes me

    Do not miss an alarm one little bit

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    Sir Isaac  about 3 years ago

    How about an Old Army reveille bugler?

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