Wolfbyte36 has returned from his camping trip only to find out that Calvin has gone into political campaigning. How about Hobbes for president… Here’s a good slogan, NO TUNA CAN WILL BE LEFT UNOPENED.
wolfbyte36, that reminds me of a 1986 Calgary (I think to Sun, since that’s more a parody of newspaper than the more stodgy Herald) “letter to Editor” suggestion made along these lines:
Morris (9-lives cat) should be PM
Sylvester (always clumsily getting in troublesome situations) as Defence Minister
Official opposition should be No Dogs Party
at tax-time, send can of expired Star-Kist to your feline MP in Ottawa.
BTW FishStix, Calvin forgot one critical factoid: polls are meaningful only in a democracy–they fail miserably in absolute monarchies or dictatorships unless the poll-responder is willing to take some serious action to be the replacement for the poll-subject (of course, the incongruous idea of Calvin appointing himself as his dad doesn’t occur).
Great comment, Saucy1121. Can’t believe now how upset I got all those many years ago when they announced the end of what is now called Classic Coke (I did not like the taste of New Coke; apparently a lot of other folks didn’t either). Couldn’t imagine a future without my favorite soft drink. Oh, well. History now, right?
Great comment, Saucy1121. Can’t believe now how upset I got all those many years ago when they announced the end of what is now called Classic Coke (I did not like the taste of New Coke; apparently a lot of other folks didn’t either). Couldn’t imagine a future without my favorite soft drink. Oh, well. History now, right?
Please forgive double-take on my note to Saucy1121. I used to wonder why occasionally some messages in this space were repeated twice in a row. Now I know after repeatedly being told that my comment was “unable to be saved” or something like that, so I copied text into a new box, only to find that when it got through there were two identical messages.
i remember a black and white comic book of the time, which speculated that the classic coke formula was stolen by the time traveling extra terrestrial thieves and new coke was the solution to the problem. when the x-thieves had to return the formula to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe, classic coke made its return and new coke went away. no idea any more who did the book, but i always liked it (when i still collected)
Calvin, I was not sure but I think you try to replace another “daddy” instead of your own biological daddy. I wish I could but I couldn’t do that. Darnit!
My father was not perfect but I really thanked him for supporting and raising my brothers, sisters and myself while he worked for years. Mostly I really missed my mother because she is a best loving mother.
I had a cousin who was growing up in the 80s when these comics were new. She played this “game” with her dad occasionally and, even though he found it frustrating sometimes, he also enjoyed her sense of humor and the inventiveness of her polls.
Both of them are now gone and reading these poll series always brings back fond memories of both father and daughter.
margueritem over 15 years ago
Oh, I can’t wait for this.
wolfbyte36 over 15 years ago
Wolfbyte36 has returned from his camping trip only to find out that Calvin has gone into political campaigning. How about Hobbes for president… Here’s a good slogan, NO TUNA CAN WILL BE LEFT UNOPENED.
rentier over 15 years ago
How the father, so the child!
Ivy0730Lcsq over 15 years ago
Kinda missing my dad!
hiral2gud over 15 years ago
Poor daddy!! …
Yukoner over 15 years ago
Rather appropriate with Father’s Day not that many weeks away.
Wodehouse over 15 years ago
dad’s reaping what he sowed… :D
C_red over 15 years ago
I might take this up with my dad.
grebulon over 15 years ago
This is going to be fun!
TapiocaHead over 15 years ago
I should have thought about this when I was six years old .
bald over 15 years ago
so goes the mind of our hero calvin..planning to change his dad to his own way of thinking
jelzap over 15 years ago
No More homework….
oribassi over 15 years ago
FDR’s got nothing on Calvin.
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
wolfbyte36, that reminds me of a 1986 Calgary (I think to Sun, since that’s more a parody of newspaper than the more stodgy Herald) “letter to Editor” suggestion made along these lines:
Morris (9-lives cat) should be PM
Sylvester (always clumsily getting in troublesome situations) as Defence Minister
Official opposition should be No Dogs Party
at tax-time, send can of expired Star-Kist to your feline MP in Ottawa.
BTW FishStix, Calvin forgot one critical factoid: polls are meaningful only in a democracy–they fail miserably in absolute monarchies or dictatorships unless the poll-responder is willing to take some serious action to be the replacement for the poll-subject (of course, the incongruous idea of Calvin appointing himself as his dad doesn’t occur).
alondra over 15 years ago
TapiocaHead said:
I should have thought about this when I was six years old .
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My dad would’ve blistered my tailfeathers if I’d said to him what Calvin is saying to his dad.
The new dad? The one who gives into Calvin’s every demand, and always lets him have his own way? I don’t think he’s gonna agree to that.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 15 years ago
Two words Calvin: New Coke.
wicky over 15 years ago
Macushlalondra I totally agree, my hind end would have been totally tanned.
JonD17 over 15 years ago
Seeing Dad in this rendition makes me think how much Dad seemed to have aged during the run of th strip…… but not Calvin…..hhhhmmmmmmm
COWBOY7 over 15 years ago
Take it to the streets Calvin. It won’t happen in that house.
aerwalt over 15 years ago
How do you favorite any of these strips?
lazygrazer over 15 years ago
Careful, Calvin—there’s actually a law that allows parents to “emancipate” their unruly minor children. That means they can dump you and go get a dog.
COWBOY7 over 15 years ago
aerwalt: click on add to collection and then click favorite, pause and click favorite again.
dudeabideshou over 15 years ago
Great comment, Saucy1121. Can’t believe now how upset I got all those many years ago when they announced the end of what is now called Classic Coke (I did not like the taste of New Coke; apparently a lot of other folks didn’t either). Couldn’t imagine a future without my favorite soft drink. Oh, well. History now, right?
dudeabideshou over 15 years ago
Great comment, Saucy1121. Can’t believe now how upset I got all those many years ago when they announced the end of what is now called Classic Coke (I did not like the taste of New Coke; apparently a lot of other folks didn’t either). Couldn’t imagine a future without my favorite soft drink. Oh, well. History now, right?
dudeabideshou over 15 years ago
Please forgive double-take on my note to Saucy1121. I used to wonder why occasionally some messages in this space were repeated twice in a row. Now I know after repeatedly being told that my comment was “unable to be saved” or something like that, so I copied text into a new box, only to find that when it got through there were two identical messages.
grammahotsho over 15 years ago
I miss my dad, too. He was the best!
yyyguy over 15 years ago
i remember a black and white comic book of the time, which speculated that the classic coke formula was stolen by the time traveling extra terrestrial thieves and new coke was the solution to the problem. when the x-thieves had to return the formula to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe, classic coke made its return and new coke went away. no idea any more who did the book, but i always liked it (when i still collected)
bmonk over 15 years ago
I remember seeing this (with more entries) years ago:
When I was six, my dad knew everything.
When I was eight, my dad knew more than your dad.
When I was fifteen, my dad didn’t know anything
When I was twenty three, my dad sure knew a lot more than I did.
When I was fifty, I talked to my dad as often as possible to find out what he knew.
When I was sixty, I wished I could talk to my dad.
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Calvin, I was not sure but I think you try to replace another “daddy” instead of your own biological daddy. I wish I could but I couldn’t do that. Darnit!
My father was not perfect but I really thanked him for supporting and raising my brothers, sisters and myself while he worked for years. Mostly I really missed my mother because she is a best loving mother.
wicky over 15 years ago
The ETs discovered (much to their dismay) that the coke they made from the formula they stole, is not good for powering their UFOs.
corpuskevin over 15 years ago
I think that Calvin’s thoughtful approach towards his dad is to be commended. After all he could have called “Child Protective Services”.
Llywus over 15 years ago
I had a cousin who was growing up in the 80s when these comics were new. She played this “game” with her dad occasionally and, even though he found it frustrating sometimes, he also enjoyed her sense of humor and the inventiveness of her polls. Both of them are now gone and reading these poll series always brings back fond memories of both father and daughter.
Dutchboy1 over 15 years ago
I think that Calvin’s been watching too much MSNBC.
LandriSheppard over 15 years ago
Oh, how I miss being six!!
sister-o-hobbes over 15 years ago
Haha…yeah, Calvin, you might be hoping a bit out of reach there…:)
sister-o-hobbes over 15 years ago
oh, bmonk, i’d say your entry was very realistic, unfortunately
Wyo1 over 15 years ago
I’m with bmonk….and, I still miss talking to my granddad, and that was 15 years ago……and I hope when I’m 70 I can still talk to my dad!
selma_flamel over 15 years ago
JonD17, wouldn’t you quickly age with a kid like Calvin?
tenacioustacoman over 15 years ago
if you drank a bunch of gasoline and then ate a match would you blow up????? just wonderin
Yukoner over 15 years ago
I doubt you’d blow up but you better not pass gas.
krisch over 15 years ago
what.. no 20 dollar campaign funds..?
magpiesrule over 15 years ago
Hmmm, Calvin could be onto something. I might try the “New Wife” campaign.
JonD17 over 15 years ago
Selma_F said, about 18 hours
JonD17, wouldn’t you quickly age with a kid like Calvin? ……… Exactly Selma