Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for November 01, 2021

Join the mascots… Become a mascot!

Okay, what is happening with the boys? This is just getting weird.

Frenzy: “If you think the nose is unfair, wait until you see the gut.”

What about that, ‘you help me, I’ll help you’?

Better assimilation than extermination.

Let him go!

Gooble Gobble! Gooble Gobble! One of us ! One of us !

yo, purp is skilled

That head is detached. Do they expect him to put it on?

He’ll fit right in on Sesame Street.

Resistance is futile.

Say it now before the vow of silence kicks in.

Now they’re just being creepy.

one of us! one of us!

starting to think this is all one big bad dream

Wake up! Wake up!

A mascot for the Danville Dads?

I don’t think that would fly in today’s environment.

that would be very cool for him

Apparently being in one of those suits too long warps one’s head

So did all the mascots there start off as humans but were lured into helping them?

its giving william afton

Really, Greg? Did you honestly think they would let you go that easily after you’ve seen way too much?

the nose…

Starting to feel like a creepy Russian fairytale.