Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 19, 2021

“Talk to the hand.”

you’d think he’d have a better comeback…

That admonishment clearly boomeranged.

Two days ago I threw a boomerang as hard and far as I could. It didn’t come back. I’ve been living in constant fear ever since.

If the wind is right and it’s thrown right, a Frisbee can come back, too. (And most people can’t throw a boomerang to make it return)

He always returns to his original fling!

C’mon! The poor boomerang may be 20,000 years old!

Boomers get this, but do kids?

For a pun – excellent!

I gotta go answer the phone, a boomer rang.