Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 14, 2021

  1. Ava2
    C  almost 3 years ago

    That’s what you get for being a smart ass

     •  Reply
  2. Small bcn u 201703201232
    mysterysciencefreezer  almost 3 years ago

    Dad ’n Lad, Farrahs, Levis, Bugle BoysSans-a-Belt, Chinos, Haggar, Ban-Rol,Arnold Palmer, Wrangler, Johnny Carson, HuskiesNo pants are higher than mine!

    Hike up your britches super high nowCut off the circulation to your thighs nowYank your trousers higher than Corey HaimCause it ain’t hip ’til you’re in total pain

    Hike up your pants ’till you see your shinsWear an Izod shirt like a second skinMake sure you wear your belt buckle to the sideHike up your pants, take your butt cheeks for a ride

    Hike, Hike, Hike, up your ChinosHike, Hike, Hike, up your FarrahsHike, Hike, Hike, up your HaggarsHike up your britches like mine!

    #PushTheButtonFrank #IfYouKnowYouKnow

     •  Reply
  3. Missing large
    Crowmeus  almost 3 years ago

    Ralph just got Marcia Brady’d. “Oh. my nose.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9nSSrOp6ck

     •  Reply
  4. Google profile picture
    Sir Isaac  almost 3 years ago

    I’m sure many a quarterback had made that wish.

     •  Reply
  5. Missing large
    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    surprised it didn’t stay in his nose. :D

     •  Reply
  6. Led001d
    Tentoes  almost 3 years ago

    And people wonder why I wear bibs!

     •  Reply
  7. 42day
    Andrew Bosch Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Say no to crack!

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Please……

     •  Reply
  9. Stinker
    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    Get your head in the game, not your nose.

     •  Reply
  10. Kyon facepalm
    davidob  almost 3 years ago

    It’s an old pair.

     •  Reply
  11. Img 0221
    Average Expert  almost 3 years ago

    He’s learning how to be a plumber

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Drabble