Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for January 13, 2022

This one should do it. He’ll be your final solution.

One can put something in a box or construct a box around it.

I’m just intrigued if he’s related to Percival Dunwoody.

British historian A. J. P. Taylor called Hitler “just an ordinary German politician” and, though violently antisemitic, no more antisemitic than millions of other Germans of his time.

Time to try the old ‘cyanide in the gazpacho’ gag again.

Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.

Krauss was bad, but not as bad as Schmitt.

I have an idea for a story about a German scientist who invents time travel. He does this in the 1980s, 30 years after a nuclear war between the Soviet Union and the US has killed 95% of humanity. The scientist decides the best way to prevent the apocalyptic war is to give the two countries a common enemy. Perhaps even start a non-nuclear conflict to show them how devastating war can be. I call the book. “Dr. Hitler.”

I’ll never write it, of course. Hitler was a monster.

Maybe it could be about a group of scientists who lose control of their time travel attempt to prevent nuclear war when one of their members turns out to be a genocidal racist.

Dictators are more or less interchangeable.

“In order to prevent nuclear annihilation, I must travel back in time to kill Herr Doktor Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlittercrasscren-bon-friedigger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knackerthrasher-applebanger-horowitz-ticolensic-granderknotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwurst-legerspurten-mitzweimacheluber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleischmittleraucher von Hautkopft of…”

Ka-BOOOOOOM!!!!!

I guess it’s going to have to be “Tim Tripp, Idiot Time Traveler”.

Go further back, eliminate Bismarck in the 1860s.

Unfortunately, there will always be a head fascist when it’s fascism time.