I have a small box of mismatched socks I use for all kinds of things. The most recent was to pack a large pair of sunglasses in my backpack to go to my eye doctor appointment.
Last time this was reprinted, a commentator had a very good line for Dad to use with Calvin. “I’ll tell you who’s going to get socked – or at least swatted!”
Dad, you missed the bus the very day you planned for this kid. Whatever, but the brat is a genius and amuses millions across the globe. Yours and mom’s unpleasantness happens to be on the dimmer side of this bright candle.
BE THIS GUY about 3 years ago
Dad should have a can of socks for emergency situations like this.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 3 years ago
Just go to work barefoot.
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
Three socks? Is the fourth one stuffed into your trousers as the elephant’s tail?
rklynch about 3 years ago
Hop on the bike, dad. It’ll help reduce those carbon emissions. Plus, It’ll build character…
codycab about 3 years ago
Try asking the “elephant” in the room, Dad.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago
Easy to have fun with someone else socks.
TampaFanatic1 about 3 years ago
Geez Dad, don’t you have a pair of Docksider’s you could put on?
Bilan about 3 years ago
Sock It To Me!
- Goldie Hawn
Sock It To Me??
- Richard Nixon
orinoco womble about 3 years ago
Dad only has 4 pairs of socks?
Johnny Q Premium Member about 3 years ago
Remember when Calvin built a tire swing?
kbyrdleroy123 about 3 years ago
I thought he drove to work?
hmroehrig18 about 3 years ago
A friend´s cat used to bury his shoelaces in the back yard. That was nice before work too.
Chithing Premium Member about 3 years ago
Sock it to him, Dad.
jagedlo about 3 years ago
“Sorry I’m late for work sir, but my son took my socks…”
Count Olaf Premium Member about 3 years ago
Or he could pull his pockets inside out and stick a sock out of the fly on his trousers. :)
hariseldon59 about 3 years ago
I hope the socks are clean.
sappha58 about 3 years ago
Bus? Dad usually drives to work.
Gen.Flashman about 3 years ago
Calvin is taller enough to get into the top drawer? If dad would put his socks on before his pants he wouldn’t have to pull up his pant’s legs.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Hummm. I wonder what he can do with a bra?
mckeonfuneralhomebx about 3 years ago
Why does he need a public bus when he is lawyer with a car!
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 3 years ago
this dates it that the family only has one car.
Squoop about 3 years ago
A nose that you can hang a sock on is concerning.
chromosome Premium Member about 3 years ago
I have a small box of mismatched socks I use for all kinds of things. The most recent was to pack a large pair of sunglasses in my backpack to go to my eye doctor appointment.
uniquename about 3 years ago
Dad, you should have at least one sock.
amaneaux about 3 years ago
Missing the bus builds character.
Troglodyte about 3 years ago
Cal’s gonna be bus-ted!
Calvinist1966 about 3 years ago
Last time this was reprinted, a commentator had a very good line for Dad to use with Calvin. “I’ll tell you who’s going to get socked – or at least swatted!”
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
Never play “elephant” on laundry day.
Calvins Brother about 3 years ago
Just cover your feet with shoe polish.
sobrown51 about 3 years ago
It’s becoming trendy to wear shoes without socks, dad.
kathleenhicks62 about 3 years ago
He has only three socks? Something is wrong with that.
BiggerNate91 about 3 years ago
Why do socks for a desk job outfit have to be that long?
SunflowerGirl100 about 3 years ago
The problem with being Calvin’s parents is that they can’t possibly anticipate what he’s going to do next.
curtlyon19 about 3 years ago
bus? where do they supposedly live?
hoffquotes2 about 3 years ago
I always see Dad drive his car. Maybe Calvin did something to it again
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
Calvin will get an ass whupping. Hobbs will just snicker as always.
cmxx about 3 years ago
Ooh. “It’s going to be unpleasant”—major threat!
hagarthehorrible about 3 years ago
Dad, you missed the bus the very day you planned for this kid. Whatever, but the brat is a genius and amuses millions across the globe. Yours and mom’s unpleasantness happens to be on the dimmer side of this bright candle.
phoenixnyc about 3 years ago
Doesn’t Dad drive?
moondog42 Premium Member about 3 years ago
No wonder Dad started riding his bike to work instead of taking the bus.
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
Must not get paid very much if he only owns 6 socks…
StevePappas about 3 years ago
Socks are not the last thing I put on. They’re usually first or second.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 3 years ago
We did that as kids. With our own socks.
einarbt about 3 years ago
Just get on your bike. Riding without socks or even better bare foot builds character.