I have a small box of mismatched socks I use for all kinds of things. The most recent was to pack a large pair of sunglasses in my backpack to go to my eye doctor appointment.
Last time this was reprinted, a commentator had a very good line for Dad to use with Calvin. “I’ll tell you who’s going to get socked – or at least swatted!”
Dad, you missed the bus the very day you planned for this kid. Whatever, but the brat is a genius and amuses millions across the globe. Yours and mom’s unpleasantness happens to be on the dimmer side of this bright candle.
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
Dad should have a can of socks for emergency situations like this.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 3 years ago
Just go to work barefoot.
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
Three socks? Is the fourth one stuffed into your trousers as the elephant’s tail?
rklynch almost 3 years ago
Hop on the bike, dad. It’ll help reduce those carbon emissions. Plus, It’ll build character…
codycab almost 3 years ago
Try asking the “elephant” in the room, Dad.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Easy to have fun with someone else socks.
TampaFanatic1 almost 3 years ago
Geez Dad, don’t you have a pair of Docksider’s you could put on?
Bilan almost 3 years ago
Sock It To Me!
- Goldie Hawn
Sock It To Me??
- Richard Nixon
orinoco womble almost 3 years ago
Dad only has 4 pairs of socks?
Johnny Q Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Remember when Calvin built a tire swing?
kbyrdleroy123 almost 3 years ago
I thought he drove to work?
hmroehrig18 almost 3 years ago
A friend´s cat used to bury his shoelaces in the back yard. That was nice before work too.
Chithing Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Sock it to him, Dad.
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
“Sorry I’m late for work sir, but my son took my socks…”
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Or he could pull his pockets inside out and stick a sock out of the fly on his trousers. :)
hariseldon59 almost 3 years ago
I hope the socks are clean.
sappha58 almost 3 years ago
Bus? Dad usually drives to work.
Gen.Flashman almost 3 years ago
Calvin is taller enough to get into the top drawer? If dad would put his socks on before his pants he wouldn’t have to pull up his pant’s legs.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Hummm. I wonder what he can do with a bra?
mckeonfuneralhomebx almost 3 years ago
Why does he need a public bus when he is lawyer with a car!
Wizard of Ahz-no relation almost 3 years ago
this dates it that the family only has one car.
Squoop almost 3 years ago
A nose that you can hang a sock on is concerning.
chromosome Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I have a small box of mismatched socks I use for all kinds of things. The most recent was to pack a large pair of sunglasses in my backpack to go to my eye doctor appointment.
uniquename almost 3 years ago
Dad, you should have at least one sock.
amaneaux almost 3 years ago
Missing the bus builds character.
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
Cal’s gonna be bus-ted!
Calvinist1966 almost 3 years ago
Last time this was reprinted, a commentator had a very good line for Dad to use with Calvin. “I’ll tell you who’s going to get socked – or at least swatted!”
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Never play “elephant” on laundry day.
Calvins Brother almost 3 years ago
Just cover your feet with shoe polish.
sobrown51 almost 3 years ago
It’s becoming trendy to wear shoes without socks, dad.
kathleenhicks62 almost 3 years ago
He has only three socks? Something is wrong with that.
BiggerNate91 almost 3 years ago
Why do socks for a desk job outfit have to be that long?
SunflowerGirl100 almost 3 years ago
The problem with being Calvin’s parents is that they can’t possibly anticipate what he’s going to do next.
curtlyon19 almost 3 years ago
bus? where do they supposedly live?
hoffquotes2 almost 3 years ago
I always see Dad drive his car. Maybe Calvin did something to it again
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Calvin will get an ass whupping. Hobbs will just snicker as always.
cmxx almost 3 years ago
Ooh. “It’s going to be unpleasant”—major threat!
hagarthehorrible almost 3 years ago
Dad, you missed the bus the very day you planned for this kid. Whatever, but the brat is a genius and amuses millions across the globe. Yours and mom’s unpleasantness happens to be on the dimmer side of this bright candle.
phoenixnyc almost 3 years ago
Doesn’t Dad drive?
moondog42 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
No wonder Dad started riding his bike to work instead of taking the bus.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Must not get paid very much if he only owns 6 socks…
StevePappas almost 3 years ago
Socks are not the last thing I put on. They’re usually first or second.
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
We did that as kids. With our own socks.
einarbt almost 3 years ago
Just get on your bike. Riding without socks or even better bare foot builds character.