Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for October 21, 2021

Silly question. Big time fun should have paramedics on the sideline

Start them kids early, “Here, hold my milkshake”

First name basis with the EMT?

I am 65 years old and I figure skate! Lots of fun and great exercise. Not to mention the glamour of the costumes for shows and competitions!

No scar, no story !

Whatever is the opposite of an adrenaline-junkie, that’s me. Adrenaline makes me ill.

I guess sex is to boring for them.

Betty, the eternal pessimist.

I once heard someone say that the only sports are ones that have an ambulance parked out front. Everything else is a game.

That explains his nose but what about the kid’s?

Only one really fun contact sport needs first responders, nine months later!!