The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 20, 2021

Uncle Ted says something similar I affirmed a few days ago on these pages.

Mother Nature has a cruel sense of humor.

And if it tastes bad, you also spit it out,

Brutus, IF it does not Taste good you have Covid.

I’m on the seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I do the complete opposite. Nothing will get digested that tastes like what that candy bar in Caddy Shack looked like.

So the doc says it’s okay to eat rotten eggs, moldy bread, and fetid cheese? I’d look for a new doctor if I were you.

I can’t stop thinking about that. Do you get to chew it up good before you spit it out? Workable, but very gross in a hurry.

That is easy to get around!! Just don’t chew the food – inhale it, instead!!

/SHMIRK/

Brutus should invite him home for some of Gladys’ pot roast.

And that, my friend, is why you can never eat at Chilis anymore !

Ah, the Ornish diet.

I actually enjoy eating healthy food much more than junk. Sure, I enjoy treats, but I don’t feel good after eating a lot of chips or other junk food. If you give up eating junk for a while, your tastes will reset and they won’t taste good anymore. It’s like giving up smoking and then you realize how disgusting cigarettes are.

“All the things I like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.”

I guess he has to carry a spittoon?

This joke is as old as I am

So much for getting anything good from Gladys cooking…

At least you get to taste it.

That has the real truth about it.

People keep telling me I should eat broccoli.

Uncle Ted’s doc is s a sadist!

i’m pretty lucky that my wife doesn’t place many restrictions on my diet – i’m allowed to eat whatever she puts in front of me…