FoxTrot by Bill Amend for October 13, 2002
October 12, 2002
October 14, 2002
Transcript:
(Web page text): Hi! I'm Paige Fox! Welcome to my home page! To continue, click here. To hear an audio file of me, click one of the links below: Snoring, Singing in the shower, Telling my friend Nicole about my acne problems. To view pictures my brother took after a bee sting made my upper lip swell up, click these links: To see a PDF of the most embarrassing parts of my private diary, click here. To read the whole thing, click here. To send it to every boy in my high school, click here. To enroll me in the Miss Chow School for Dogs, click here. To send me a trial subscription to Canine Quarterly magazine, click here. To alert Animal Control that I have rabies, click here. Jason: Heh heh... Peter: If it makes you feel better, I think most web developers are hurting these days. Jason: Thanks.
GarfieldMN over 4 years ago
Lol…
SuperCharged5- over 4 years ago
Look at the keyboard. Poor ifruit
Best Commenter Ever over 3 years ago
Lolol
No One in Particular over 2 years ago
Jason’s doing a public service!
An Average Comic Reader almost 2 years ago
According to all known lawsof aviation,
there is no way a beeshould be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to getits fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don’t carewhat humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!Let’s shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?- I can’t. I’ll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your fatherpaid good money for those.
Sorry. I’m excited.
Here’s the graduate.We’re very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B’s.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.- Ow! That’s me!
- Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.- Bye!
Barry, I told you,stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I’d make it.
Three days grade school,three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I’m glad I tooka day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?- No, I’m not going.
Everybody knows,sting someone, you die.
Don’t waste it on a squirrel.Such a hothead.
I guess he could havejust gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporatingan amusement park into our day.
That’s why we don’t need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp…under the circumstances.
- Well, Adam, today we are men.- We are!
- Bee-men.- Amen!
Hallelujah!
Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
Welcome, New Hive Oitygraduating class of…
…9:15
Fennec! at the Disco about 1 year ago
Hit him again, Paige. Maybe he won’t risk doing it again if you hit him a few more times.
Ceggie 11 days ago
Lots and lots of stuff to notice here! Peter is reading SportsGod, which is a new one I think, in the background of the last panel, we see the iconic fruit painting, and i the background of the second to last panel, we see a picture of what I am assuming to be San Fransisco with the Golden Gate Bridge.