Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 27, 2021

Annnnd … the helmets and trim color change from a sorta sea green to light blue? Man, who’s the moron/s the syndicate has coloring these strips?

P3: Yes, but did they triple-dog-dare you?

P1- Kaz gives a new meaning to skull session. Is that Chance or Fabio near his pelvis?

P2- The aliens will play a hand in the game’s outcome.

P3- Gil: Gosh darn it, I’m here. Did I miss anything?

Who else is daring R+W to throw this story line?

P 4 thought balloon: “… be the football…”

As the result of a post-hypnotic suggestion during the count, half the Milford team starts to cluck like chickens when “… forty-one …” is called.

I had to re-read P2 to realize it was saying “D(efensive) E(nd) Eldrick Boston” and not “DeEldrick Boston”. (Fun fact: Eldrick is Tiger Woods’ real first name.)

P1 what the h**l is coming out of the dude’s head next to Chance’s or who ever’s face Kaz is using to demonstrate post-game loofah technique if they don’t wake up and win the game?

In all reality , Coach only a fool would accept that challenge , we’re down by 3 points at halftime and you’re going to throw our game plan out ? Hell no I ain’t doing it. Hey MACY and O Line we’re going to grind it out on the ground !

Coach Thorpe, Coachie, Coachie, can’t you see?

Sometimes your words just hypnotize me

And I just love your flashy ways

Guess that’s why they broke, and you’re so paid, Uh!

So is Milford still trailing? And does Tevin call his own plays? Inquiring minds want to know.

I wonder what all the other Valley Conference teams do when they play one another since they all seem to wear blue and there’s only the team color jersey you apparently wear all the time.

Lots of O’s but no visible X’s on that play Kaz is drawing on the whiteboard.

I think it would by hilarious if he threw a pick 6 on the next play.

I hope Boyd hypnotized the receivers to catch the ball

P4: See Boyd, even when I have nerves of steel, I can choke without fear.

Kaz’s plays all work when there’s no defense!

Maybe this is it. Tevin was a choker. Hypnosis fixed his problem. Next week Spiller hypnotizes volleyball-gymnast girl. Basketball starts in mid-November.

Kaz puts up the fire drill exit plan and calls it a play. That the innovative part of the T-Wing that leads to a state title. Next-level coaching.

Whatever happens, you never saw me. I doubled down with Vito on the under and if the Delware Wing T Jet Sweep Hypmotism works, I’m toast.

Hey, New Thayer and Central both wear the same uniforms.

P1: What do these little arrows mean? – Col Henry Blake, MASH, the movie

P2: He knocked the lettering off of the QB’s uniform.

I’m going out on a limb here and predicting something stupid happens.

Remember when Gil was livid when the quarterback changed the call? So what’s the point of his conversation in P3? Just send in passing plays! This sounds like it’s up to Devin to decide the plays.

The was going just too well without any coaches. Now Kaz and Gil both show up to try to share in some of the glory. So what probably now will happen, is loss #1, featuring an epic Tevin choke, finally!

And speaking of finally, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is finally here: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/