There is a photo of my father and mother during one of their first years of marriage —before my older brother was ever conceived— with my father not wearing glasses sporting a Tom Selleck-like moustache.
It’s been cold and windy here today. I woke up at 12:21pm but it was lovely and warm under the covers so I went back to sleep. I had nowhere to go so why not?
Tomorrow I have an eye test and I need to pick up a Click & Collect order from the pharmacy. It’s actually some perfume for my birthday and my Mum is going to put it away for me until then. I haven’t worn that for a very long time. I love it. I always know what I’m getting for my birthday and Christmas because I don’t really “do” surprises.
Imagine about 3 years ago
Spot on.
ronaldspence about 3 years ago
The truth hurts Andy, though you are probably so lazy you wouldn’t even grow a moustach!
Templo S.U.D. about 3 years ago
There is a photo of my father and mother during one of their first years of marriage —before my older brother was ever conceived— with my father not wearing glasses sporting a Tom Selleck-like moustache.
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
As lazy as he is its a wonder he shaves at all.
Jayalexander about 3 years ago
That would be a moustache with a frothy stout clinging to it.
cubswin2016 about 3 years ago
I feel sorry for Flo every time that I read this comic.
pcolli about 3 years ago
That’s a moustache….
http://tmsimg.com/assets/v9/AllPhotos/518388/518388_v9_ba.jpg
Susan00100 about 3 years ago
“Like a worthless, drunken bum with a mustache!!”
littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
If Andy grows a moustache. The next thing he will want to do is a Van Dyke.
Gandalf about 3 years ago
I doubt he’s keep it trimmed. My father had a handlebar mustache…
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 3 years ago
Oh tell her she’s fat and ugly so you’re even, Andy.
LoneDog about 3 years ago
I didn’t like my beard at first but then it grew on me.
Cincoflex about 3 years ago
Hey, what were he an Flo doing in an ALLEY? I’ve never seen them emerge from one before!
Wichita1.0 about 3 years ago
I’ve had one for 35 years, hate it, but my wife wont let me shave it off.
rshive about 3 years ago
Flo hits the mark!
CitizenKing about 3 years ago
I always loved the expression “bone idle”. It reminds me of the southern US equivalent “no account”
lawguy05 about 3 years ago
You asked, Andy.
Number Three about 3 years ago
She’s not wrong.
xxx
Number Three about 3 years ago
@Afficionado
Hey, Affie.
It’s been cold and windy here today. I woke up at 12:21pm but it was lovely and warm under the covers so I went back to sleep. I had nowhere to go so why not?
Tomorrow I have an eye test and I need to pick up a Click & Collect order from the pharmacy. It’s actually some perfume for my birthday and my Mum is going to put it away for me until then. I haven’t worn that for a very long time. I love it. I always know what I’m getting for my birthday and Christmas because I don’t really “do” surprises.
Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
Well said Flo!
LAFITZGERALD about 3 years ago
Damn good response, Flo!!
bobgreenwade about 3 years ago
The punchline isn’t the least bit funny; it strikes me as just meanness. Even just putting it in a thought balloon would’ve been better.
tad1 about 3 years ago
There are some things facial hair can’t improve.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 3 years ago
Those are some very harsh adjectives.