Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for October 25, 2021

Yes, the mean standing water is. The median standing water is not.

As Pharaoh’s army can tell you.

Lost your water balance and slid into a waterfall, huh? Maybe this stale water does this water damage to you because of its general bad water condition…of water course if this water hardness brings the water into your eyes just call the water police and give that water rat a free water ride to the water closet as a water cure- revenge for this watergate scandal

First time I thought of it as a tripping hazard.

It’s… It’s… Waterman!!

In most sports, an intentional trip is called a foul

That Horaces problem, standing water usually turns foul

Horace, if I told you once, I’ve told you a million times, watch where you’re walking…

and it can get mean at times too. :D

It IS!! In several contexts involving horses.

Also a tripping hazard. I hear they congregate on golf courses.

Probably didn’t help that Horace’s attention was clearly on something else in the first panel.

Don’t drive through it.

well, Horace was heading to his favorite dive bar….!

You can almost see the mosquitos breeding in that standing water.

For a shocking time just add electricity.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him trip. He will do that all by himself.

If Horace trips that guy, he’ll create a waterfall.

Lots of that in much of the Midwest today.

Right you are, Horace.