La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 30, 2021

A syringe, A masked one, A toilet paper roll. How scary.

dID hE sANiTIZe the LOllies FIrsT? They might catch a strain of common cold that their young and efficient immune systems will totally not be able to withstand.

Yep lets keep teaching our kids that they are infectious killers, racist beyond redemption, unable victims that will never get ahead with out gov help and that their best little friends might actually hate them… and let them question if they are a boy or a girl at pre k even if they are not wondering and then lets separate them in groups and categories while teaching them how bad segregation was.

Boy, I see somebody here is really in the proper Halloween spirit today.

Is the candy radio active as well as tainted with Covid-19?

Oh, cool. Maybe you could hang little piñatas over the the visiting kids and let them have a go at it. :)

A warning, stay out of the barrio.

I usually give out stuff by hand, but now I’m thinking I should put a big piñata in the driveway and let the kids have at it

Evangelists around here are up in arms about Halloween again (as they are every year)… but they’re even more upset since this year Halloween falls on a Sunday…