Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 25, 2021

But what if she’s at the back door after catching onto that game?

Just bring Andy round so she (or he) can compare…you would be off the hook for certain!

Next stop…. the pub then sleeping in the shed tonight.

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He should be thankful he’s not polygamous. There’d be someone at the front and back doors.

With that much drink in him. Maybe he will see two ‘Missus’ when he walks/crawls in the door.

Typical Andy Capp thinking.

Reminds me of a song by The Doors (with props to Willie Dixon and Howlin’ Wolf)

I think they’ll both be spending the night in a nice, cozy cell. That is, if they don’t first fall into the canal!!

And who in their right mind walks in the front door? Crawl in is more like it!

Andy never follows his own advice…

Very short term solution to an inevitable problem.

A funny response, I admit, but is this possible given the layout of the houses in the town?

The man is with a specialist at coming home drunk.

Andy Capp, the last of the romantics.

Better yet, fall in the canal. And then beg for sympathy.

I’ve been an Andy Capp reader since age 6, I always wondered if drinking made one’s nose red. 45 years of drinking and it hasn’t happened yet.

I guess Eric could find a worse person to take advice from than Andy, but he will have to look long and damn hard to find him.

Flowers or chocolates? Depends on how much money you have let. Spot me a tenner?

Or if needs be… an open window.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. I went out for a couple of hours today because I happened to look out the window (I don’t know why people rely on weather apps) and it looked a lovely day even though it was cold. It done me good!

Tomorrow, I have to go and collect some certificates and Wednesday I’m at my volunteering and will probably grab a KFC afterwards. Thursday, I’m probably going to a friend’s house and Friday I’m meeting my other friend from school.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal.

Andy speaks with years os experience!

Either that, or try coming down the chimney.

Depending on how ya handle it ( take off your shoes at the door … tip-toe in, quietly … But, what do I know … I live alone with an ample supply of grain alcohol … ;) … Raise a glass !!